*In his house in Shark Tooth Island, Lazy Clown yawns as he flicks through the channels*
Lazy Clown: There is, like, nothing on!
*Just as he is about to go into the kitchen for some soda and a candy bar (or two), Lazy Clown’s finger slips a bit and he accidently presses the little “11” button*
Lazy Clown: 11? That’s, like, POPtv! I hate that channel!
*But just as Lazy Clown goes to switch channels, something catches his eye*
Voiceover *in a dramatic voice*: …Show, on now. Who will the mystery guest be?
Lazy Clown: Hurray! Total Poptropica Island! I’ve been waiting, like, all year for this!
*Unfortunately as the show turns on, Lazy Clown realises that it’s not Total Poptropica Island. It’s…*
Magic Star: Hey Poptropicans! You’re watching Magic: the chat show, where I interview the most famous, funny, and good-looking Poptropicans in the world!
*As they are known to do at the beginning of the show by now, the audience cracks up*
Magic Star: So you wanna know who I’m gonna interview?
At Shark Tooth Island…
Lazy Clown: No way! I, like, hate these interviewing shows!
Magic Star *on screen*: May I now present to you… Wizard Spellmore!
*The audience clap a little – only about one sixteenth of them know who Wizard Spellmore is*
Wizard Spellmore: Hey, wizards and witches!
*However, as the celebrity walks on, there is massive applause*
Lazy Clown: Why? It’s not as if he’s funny, famous, or good-looking!
Magic Star: So, Wizard Spellmore, you starred in Harry Poptropica and the Prisoner of Astroknights. I’m sure everyone would love to hear what it was like playing Professor Spellmore!
*A gasp of recognition from the audience as they remember all the Harry Poptropica hype*
Wizard Spellmore: I sure did, Magic Wand!
Magic Star *whispers*: It’s Magic STAR!
Wizard Spellmore: Whoops-a-daisies! Sorry!
Magic Star: Anyway. What was it like playing Professor Spellmore?
Wizard Spellmore: Why, I had a MAGICAL time!
*Magic Star is trying not to look frustrated – Wizard Spellmore just used one of HER catch phrases. Honestly!*
Magic Star *fake laughs*: SO! Anything else?
*Spellmore doesn’t appear to hear her – leaving the room in an awkward silence*
Lazy Crown: Fail. I must remember to watch this again. It’s, like, so funny watching those dudes mess up!
*Luckily for Magic Star, the Harry Poptropica trailer starts playing on a screen behind the chatroom*
*The audience watch it, loving the dramatic-ness*
In Shark Tooth
Lazy Crown: Boring! As if I want to hear about this old man and his acting career!
*It’s then that a little message pops up below the screen*
Lazy Crown *reads the messages*: “LOL Magic, I luv ur show!”
*The front door is unlocked, and Dizzy Crown enters the house*
Dizzy Crown: Hey ‘lil bro! I’m back from- why are you watching Magic Star’s show?
Lazy Crown: What’s wrong with it?
Dizzy Crown: Nothing! I just didn’t know you liked it TOO! I’m a total MS fan!
Lazy Crown: Whoa, whoa, whoa, I’m not watching it because I LIKE it! I’m watching so I can, like, criticise it!
*On screen, Magic Star is desperately trying to make the show more interesting as Wizard Spellmore continues to forget her name, steal her catch-phrases, and bore the audience. Some members have already left the room*
Magic Star: So, Wizard Spellmore! I’ve heard you like casting spells!
Wizard Spellmore: As long as they’re MAGICAL – a bit like me!
*Oh dear. It looks like this is the last straw as Magic’s face turns red*
Magic Star *barely containing her anger*: Well… Ssspellmore… I’m sure you can think of a more… original catch phrase than that…
Wizard Spellmore: Sorry. The stars aint giving me much luck today!
*Magic Star stands up, opens her mouth and…*
In Shark Tooth…
Dizzy Crown: What’s up with Magic? Who’s the guest?
Lazy Crown: Some guy called Wizard Spellmore. He was in Harry Poptropica and the Prisoner of Astroknights.
Dizzy Crown: Well she’s sure- oooooh!
Lazy Crown: What?
Dizzy Crown: The twitter discussion is being televised! I have to join in! Then I’ll be FAAAAMOUS!
*Lazy Crown watches his sister in disbelief as she skips from the room. Some people…*
Back on screen…
*Magic’s mouth opens…*
*And then she sits back down, her face back to normal again!*
Magic Star: Well, before we say goodbye, I’m sure you’d like to do one last thing, Wizard Spellmore.
Excited audience member: YAY!
Magic Star *encouraged*: Could you possibly… cast a spell for us, Spellmore?
Wizard Spellmore: Why I could indeed, Merry Star!
*Relieved that the wizard has finally decided to cooperate and not use her catch phrases, Magic Star sits back, relaxed and enjoying herself once more*
Magic Star: Cast away, Spellmore!
*The wizard raises his wand and…*
In Shark Tooth
Lazy Crown *reads another Twitter message*: I like hate these Twitter fans!
*Another message catches his eye*
Lazy Crown *reads*: “Oh my gosh Magic, I love your show and you’re so funny and smart. I love how there’s a new chat room each week and each episode leaves me in tears of laughter. My brother, who I was talking to earlier, sends you his love and would like to add that he is also a huge fan of yours. Once again, you’re so awesome Magic! Love from your biggest fan ever, Dizzy Crown xxx
*Lazy Crown drops the remote*
Lazy Crown: WHAT???!!! DIZZY, YOU’LL PAY FOR THIS!!!
*And so Lazy Crown does not catch what happens next…*
In the chat room…
Wizard Spellmore: Snotgarbage magicstaricus!
*There is a flash of orange light*
*The audience screams with laughter as Magic Star tries to extract herself from the huge pile of garbage and other slimy stuff she doesn’t want to even think about*
Magic Star: HELP! HELP! I BEG OF YOU!
*And with that, Wizard Spellmore beams, bows, and disappears in a flash of bright orange*
Magic Star: COME BACK, YOU-
*At this point, the theme song comes on and the curtains close. One last tweet closes the whole thing quite effectively*
Lazycrowntheawesomepoptropican: I hate Magic: the chat show.